A few weeks ago, we ran AIEEE, a program designed to supply you with all the technological acronyms you can stuff into your brain like musket wadding. We were interested to find out that most people, once they had exhausted their repertoire of swear words, entered in their own names. In retrospect we shouldn't have been surprised. As Jung pointed out in Der Sechsmilliondeutchmarkmann, we all have within our souls to desire to know what our names would stand for if we were cyborgs.

And that's why we've created this. Just enter your name below and the Cyborger will tell you what your name would mean if you happened to be a shallow imitation of humanity with a dark purpose. And when you get right down to it, maybe you are.