If you're like most people, there are going to be some serious changes in your life if and when Hell actually gets around to freezing over. We, for instance, will be purchasing a Sport Utility Vehicle, enjoying a retrospective of Police Academy films, and tuning into radio stations with slogans like "Your Place For Mellow Memories and Laid-Back Listening."

With all this at stake, don't you want to be able to keep close track of weather conditions in the Abyss? That's why we're providing HellWeather, the daily weather forecast for Hell.

It changes every day, and tells you just what to expect in terms of the Hell's climate. Just drop the following HTML into your page, and you'll get the latest forecast. Is Hades in the 80's? Now you'll know!

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