Ever since we ran the original Goth Quote Generator we've been getting mail from people with names like "Mystryss Nyght" asking us to make a version that they can embed in their own personal pages. Far be it from us to neglect the wishes of people with gobs of mascara on, so here we have it: a little graphic with a quote that changes each time you reload it:

So if you want to have a morose yet introspective quote on your page without actually having to read Kafka, just include the following HTML:

<A HREF="http://www.brunching.com/toys/gothquotex.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cgi/gothgif.cgi" BORDER=0 ALT="A Quote" WIDTH="275" HEIGHT="120"></A>

It works especially nicely if you have a black background, some gifs of gravestones scattered about, and a penchant for wearing fishnet stockings on your arms.