It's really straightforward. It's basically a poll, except first off it dispenses with all this irksome relativity and second off it's infallibly correct. Enjoy.

Update: Polling is over. The truth lies before you. Neat.

Good!
(1176)	Postage stamps you don't have to lick
(895)	Putty
(695)	Iodized salt
(403)	X-Ray Spex
(265)	Mithril armor
(41)	The little carpety benches in dressing rooms
(-22)	Beer nuts
(-26)	The word "gibbous"
(-181)	Cat food shaped like the animals it tastes like
(-593)	Inevitability
(-619)	Changing the radio station and coming across another radio station that's playing the same song only recorded by a different artist
(-940)	Food or drink made out of dandelion parts
Bad!