Alcoholics face a difficult and painful battle of self-assessment and self-recognition, requiring them to question the one thing that gives their life form and meaning and come to recognize it as a harmful, degrading addiction that's destroying their life and the lives of those close to them. But hey, why should they have all the fun?

Using the form below, you too can give yourself a wake-up call in the form of twelve searing questions about your dependence on, well, whatever it is you're into. Just supply your favorite obsession (drugs, ferrets, US Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle) and get soul-searching!