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There is nothing I can say. It made me cry. I haven't cried in a theater since Ernest Saves Christmas. Go see this film. If it's the last thing you ever do. Well not the last, obviously, I mean I'll want you to come back to the site and play around with us and stuff. Listen to me, I don't make a lick of sense. I really, really liked this movie. 5 Babylons. More. Nothing I can say can make you understand what this movie did to me. But I'll just keep on blabbing away to fill space, since I'm a big-time critic and all that. Heard any good jokes? How about the one with the three-legged pimp with the mustache? It's pretty funny, and it has a mention of Xena: Warrior Princess. Not that I feel like telling a joke, although this is a pretty darn funny joke. First time I heard it, I spit up my Yoo-Hoo. What a mess! I was wearing a really nice sweater and it was just ruined! But I got another sweater that weekend, so it all worked out OK. OK, I think that's long enough. Editor's note: Somebody shoot me. TITANIC |
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