There is nothing I can say.
It made me cry.
I haven't cried in a theater since Ernest Saves Christmas.
Go see this film. If it's the last thing you ever do.
Well not the last, obviously, I mean I'll want you to come back to the site and play around with us and stuff.
Listen to me, I don't make a lick of sense. I really, really liked this movie.
5 Babylons. More.
Nothing I can say can make you understand what this movie did to me.
But I'll just keep on blabbing away to fill space, since I'm a big-time critic and all that.
Heard any good jokes? How about the one with the three-legged pimp with the mustache?
It's pretty funny, and it has a mention of Xena: Warrior Princess.
Not that I feel like telling a joke, although this is a pretty darn funny joke. First time I heard it, I spit up my Yoo-Hoo. What a mess! I was wearing a really nice sweater and it was just ruined!
But I got another sweater that weekend, so it all worked out OK.
OK, I think that's long enough.
Somebody shoot me.
Directed By: James Cameron
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane and a big boat. Perhaps you've heard of it? Titanic?