***Wanted: Spice Girl***
Peppy British Pop Band seeks saucy red-head to replace disgruntled employee.
Must believe in girl power, spandex and extended dance re-mixes. We are
looking for someone who can personify a spice, preferably Randy Spice or
Hedonistic Spice, but we are open to other ideas. Said Spice must have a
passable knowledge of basic body poses and should be able to do the splits.
Must be available to tour the world ASAP, own car a plus.
Singing talent optional.