by David Neilsen

***Wanted: Spice Girl***

Peppy British Pop Band seeks saucy red-head to replace disgruntled employee.

Must believe in girl power, spandex and extended dance re-mixes.  We are
looking for someone who can personify a spice, preferably Randy Spice or
Hedonistic Spice, but we are open to other ideas.  Said Spice must have a
passable knowledge of basic body poses and should be able to do the splits.

Must be available to tour the world ASAP, own car a plus.

Singing talent optional.