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The following is an editorial from Shep Ripple, The Brunching Shuttlecock's Vice President of Process, Mechanical Development, Pizza and Finance Managemant. The views represented herein do not necessarily reflect the views of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, Your Browser's Parent Company, Your ISP Provider, most of Kansas or A Herd of Tapirs.


I think people should stop beating up puppies.

This new fad where people steal other people's puppies and beat them up is just plain wrong.

Every puppy that is beaten up and tossed onto the front lawn is one less puppy for our children, the leaders of tomorrow, to enjoy. Puppies are meant for love, not beating up. We need to support the local charities that have taken it upon themselves to try and stop this evil fad. We can best do this by donating money to them, and by not beating up puppies.

We need to be kind to our puppies, or in the end, we all suffer.

Thank you for your time.


The preceding was an editorial from Shep Ripple, The Brunching Shuttlecock's Vice President of Process, Mechanical Development, Pizza and Finance Managemant. If you have a different opinion, we'd like to hear from you.

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