Ah, the Critic isn't here today. He's, um, well I don't know where
he is. He mentioned something about "golf," "piña colada,"
and "underwear" and took off. I was under the impression that
he was supposed to have left a review, but all I can find in his
handwriting is a scrap of paper with the names of all the girls from Sailor Moon
written on it, and one to five stars next to each name.
So instead, I'm going to run a little game/contest. Write
up a movie review or description in a style similar to a Variety
headline: a short sentence where all the words (with the
possible exception of little words like "of" and "the") start with the
same letter. An example, reviewing Godzilla (1998):
Slimmer Saurian Swims, Savages, Sucks
Use the form below to submit your entry. We'll post our favorites
and we'll send a T-shirt to the creator of the one we like the best.
Update: We've taken the form down and are looking over the
entries. We'll have the winner and runners-up soon.