Welcome to the new fall season of television. There is no greater
moment in a person's life than this annual day of renewal, and all
the networks agree that life is a better place, filled with hope.
However, after about two weeks, that hope fades into desperation
as certain shows inevitably fail to land an audience larger than,
say, six. Which is why God created mid-season pick-ups. Shows that
were not nearly good enough to be included in the fall line-up but
which will do fine to replace the latest prime time bombs. Every
network has it's replacement shows ready, and The Brunching
Shuttlecocks are proud to preview one major network's upcoming
So without further ado, here's what you can look forward to in the
coming weeks on the WB!
Our cameras fallow a number of real life hookers as they stand on
the corner, get some business and turn a trick or two. These are
not actors; if they were, they'd be a lot prettier. Watch the
dramatic price negotiations and meet the colorful pimps who guide
these young women on their life's journey.
Pope For A Day
This real-life show centers on giving ordinary people the chance
to be the spiritual leader of the Catholic Church for a day. Watch
as the wacky edicts get passed down and become doctrine week after
week! Hosted by George Wendt (Norm from Cheers!)
A night time drama about a hospital and the people who get sick
and stuff. Stars a bunch of unknown cute people and the camera
will never stand still. Need we say more?
World's Funniest Set-Up Camera Pranks
Engelbert Humperdinck hosts this collection of the wildest, most
incredible stuff ever caught on tape, and created specifically to
be caught on tape. Set up your own "Cat falls off the TV when
pushed" prank, tape it and send us the VHS tape. You could be a
Help! I've Got No Rhythm!
An urban, hip-hop sit-com set against the background of a record
store. Gary Coleman stars as the one black kid in the ghetto with
no rhythm. Watch him get beat up week after week. That's about
it, but the chance to watch Gary Coleman get whooped week after
week oughta bring in the Nielsen Ratings like nobody's business!
Three Hot Chicks
Three gorgeous women stand around and stare blankly at each other
for an hour. Did I mention they're total babes?
Yes, these shows, and many more, await your viewing pleasure in
the coming months. Set your VCRs today!