Relation to Giftee:

Parent/Offspring/Sibling.
Distant relative.
Bosom buddy.
Workmate.
Fellow cog in the wheel of life.

Giftee's Age:

Just a stupid kid.
Young, hip and ready for life.
Has been 29 for a number of years.
Old enough to know better, young enough to get horny.
Just waiting for them to die.

Giftee's Favorite Color:

Red.
Blue.
Green.
Yellow.
Black.

How Often Do You See This Person:

Every day of my miserable life.
At work, when I'm not busy reading Dilbert.
Weekly appointments.
When they really need money.
I think I saw them at the mall last month.

How Much Influence does this Person have on your life:

They are my life, my breath, my everything.
They could get me fired.
Not much influence, but they're really deft at handing out guilt.
I may want to sleep with them one day.
How much influence does the mailman have in any of our lives?

What is their Political Ideology:

Down with Whitey!
Communism was just a good idea that wasn't done very well.
Politics? What, did someone blow Clinton again?
A balance of power is good for the country.
Jesus would want us all to have a gun.

What did they give you last year:

A kick-ass new computer with all the perks.
Some decent cookware.
A fuzzy sweater.
A stupid tie. Like I ever wear ties.
Something they knew I'd just give back to them.

Giftee's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor:

Vanilla.
Rocky Road.
Mint Chocolate Chip.
Anything from Ben & Jerry's.
Bubble Gum.