The Star Trek Universe once again explodes into action on UPN this fall with Star Trek: File This, the adventures of a group of clerical workers in the Internal Requisitions Department of Starfleet's Bureau of Resource Management and Allocation! | |
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Assistant Undersecretary Rich Fenwick, the IRD's dashing and obsessively efficient Department Head. | |
M'Nolta Eris, the half-Romulan, quarter-Vulcan, one-eighth-Bajoran office manager, whose cold exterior belies a heart of utter aloofness. | |
Nigel "Lucky" Walter, the Welsh filing clerk whose endearing accent justifies his flat characterization and lack of coherent motivation. | |
Boolooip, a lump of semi-sentient putty that doesn't actually do anything but which can't be fired. | |
Rex Altkey, a known renegade who was relieved of his previous duty for having restocked the stylus cabinet in a reckless and inappropriate manner. | |
Renna Harris, an actress who will quit the series halfway through the first season when she realizes this ain't exactly Dostoevsky. | |
Join them as they protect the universe from threats of misappropriated resources and poorly routed supply orders on Star Trek: File This! | |
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Episode One, "Who Would Fardels Bear?" A malevolent alien of immense intelligence appears in the Internal Requisitions Department offices, and the staff must refer it to the department that can save the universe! |
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Episode Two, "The Requisition" An order for an emergency restocking of phaser alignment field tuning rods arrives without a routing number, and it's up to the IRD staff to track down the original requisition. |
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Episode Three, "The Sabbatical Factor" Everything goes pretty smoothly and the staff kicks off early. |
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Episode Four, "Sword of Damocles" Department Head Fenwick must decide whether to violate the Really Important Directive and allow a shipment release form to go through without re-authorization, or block the shipment and risk setting off a major interdepartmental incident. |
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Episode Five, "Duck Duck Goose" Deep Space Nine's Odo makes a guest appearance as he tries to track down a missing cargo of moist towelettes with the help of the IRD staff. But all is not as it seems! |
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Star Trek: File This begins
this fall on UPN: Where Trying to Build a Whole Network Around One Show Probably Wasn't Such a Great Idea. |