Is this about the paperclips? I swear I'll return every last one.

The company is going in a different direction? Yeah, a direction with fewer employees.

Don't I even get a commemorative pin?

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was busy visualizing your head exploding.

Why are you still talking? I've just been laid off, you think I'm gonna retain any of this?

Can I still play on the softball team?

I had a 401(k)? Damn, I wish they'd've mentioned that earlier.

Before I go, one question. That's a toupee, right?

I thought you loved me.