Is this about the paperclips? I swear I'll return every last one.
The company is going in a different direction? Yeah, a direction with fewer employees.
Don't I even get a commemorative pin?
I'm sorry, did you say something? I was busy visualizing your head exploding.
Why are you still talking? I've just been laid off, you think I'm gonna retain any of this?
Can I still play on the softball team?
I had a 401(k)? Damn, I wish they'd've mentioned that earlier.
Before I go, one question. That's a toupee, right?
I thought you loved me.