On your knees, consumer worm! Other finance companies may want to give you "the credit you deserve," but we know what you know in your heart: you deserve nothing. You are pathetic and low, and you don't deserve even the most meager line of credit.
But you want it, don't you? You can just taste that credit like blood on your tongue, can't you? Dog! Slug!
Well, you're in more luck that you've ever had in your miserable existence. At Domifex, we'll give you your precious credit. We'll give you your credit, but we will make you suffer for it. Oh, yes. Such exquisite suffering will be the price of your credit. Mmmmm...
Apply now, insect! Take your credit and your punishment and like it. We're just itching to hear you scream.