| Fashion Item |
Intended Statement |
Actual Perceived Statement |
| Stocking Cap |
"I smoke pot." |
"I see smoking pot as a complete lifestyle choice." |
| Goatee |
"I am a Stone Temple Pilots wannabe." |
"I am a Bud Bundy wannabe." |
| Spike Heels |
Slut |
Short slut |
| Cheap Shirt with Nametag on the Front |
"I am dressing down, pretending to be a garage mechanic." |
"I am dressing up, pretending to be a garage mechanic." |
| Nothing but Black |
Hipster |
Too big for Garanimals |
| Spiky-Looking Tribal Tattoo |
"I hate my parents." |
"I see shooting heroin as a complete lifestyle choice." |
| Baseball Cap |
"I had neither the time nor the energy to comb my hair this morning." |
"Me like baseball." |
