by Steve Connelly
Renowned filmmaker Martin Scorsese is constantly writing movie scripts,
several of which he has turned into some of the most powerful films
of our day.
Which lines are from his treatment of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"?
"The rain in Spain falls mainly in the #$!@%!&-sucking
$#%&*!@-munching spic plain."
"...and then you, Moses, and you, Aaron, go to Pharaoh and tell him to let
my people go, lest I with ten plagues shall smite his sorry
jabbering camel-!@#!@#$ towelhead !#@$%&@! ass...."
"...But it wasn't a dream, Auntie Em, it was a real place, a
beautiful, magical place... While I was there, did you #!$% my wife?
Huh? Did you, you !#$%*! #$$*!#$!..."
"Miss Daisy, I'm tryin' to drive you to the sto', you $%!#@! slutty
$*%#!@$! son of a !$#%!@$."
"You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?! You said, 'Here's looking at
you kid' and I don't see anyone else in here so you must be lookin'
"Open the pod bay doors, you #!%&*!# piece of $%*&!#$."