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The following is an editorial from Shep Ripple, The Brunching Shuttlecocks' Vice President of Process, Mechanical Development, Pizza and Finance Management. The views represented herein do not necessarily reflect the views of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, your browser's parent company, your ISP provider, most of Kansas or a herd of tapirs. I think publicly worshipping demons is wrong. While I have no problem with private demon worship, this public display of human sacrifice, I feel, gives the wrong impression to our nation's children. What kind of message are we sending our youth, the Leaders of Tomorrow, by chaining vestal virgins to posts and summoning a demon to devour them in the midst of, say a busy shopping mall or a football stadium? There are plenty of abandoned warehouses which would adequately supply the space needed for the demon worshippers to practice their freedom of religion without subjecting our sons and daughters to this shameful display of brutal carnage. We need to shield the Public from the act of demon feasting, or in the end, we all suffer. Thank you for your time. The preceding was an editorial from Shep Ripple, The Brunching Shuttlecock's Vice President of Process, Mechanical Development, Pizza and Finance Management. If you have a different opinion, we'd like to hear from you. |
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