The following is an editorial from Shep Ripple, The Brunching
Shuttlecocks' Vice President of Process, Mechanical Development, Pizza
and Finance Management. The views represented herein do not necessarily
reflect the views of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, your browser's parent
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I think publicly worshipping demons is wrong.
While I have no problem with private demon worship, this public display
of human sacrifice, I feel, gives the wrong impression to our nation's
What kind of message are we sending our youth, the Leaders of Tomorrow,
by chaining vestal virgins to posts and summoning a demon to devour them
in the midst of, say a busy shopping mall or a football stadium? There
are plenty of abandoned warehouses which would adequately supply the
space needed for the demon worshippers to practice their freedom of
religion without subjecting our sons and daughters to this shameful
display of brutal carnage.
We need to shield the Public from the act of demon feasting, or in the
end, we all suffer.
Thank you for your time.
The preceding was an editorial from Shep Ripple, The Brunching
Shuttlecock's Vice President of Process, Mechanical Development, Pizza
and Finance Management. If you have a different opinion, we'd like to
hear from you.