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10 Academy Award Nominations. On every critic's 10 best of 2000 list. Chosen as Best Picture by various cities' critical boards of national whatever. Everyone and their mother telling me to go see it. So fine, I saw Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. And the darn thing isn't even in English! Ok, truth told, I knew that, and it isn't important. What is important is that I'm about to get more hate mail than I got when I panned Leo DiCaprio in The Beach. Folks, this isn't a great movie. It's a decent movie, yes. A nice day at the theater. But a masterpiece? A classic? Nope. So why is it getting so many accolades? Because it SHOULD be great. People WANT it to be great. It's the first martial arts/fantasy adventure that geeks can legitimately take dates to. It was directed by Ang Lee. It stars Michelle Yeoh. Chow Yun Fat. Asian superstars with name recognition and artistic merit here in the States. This movie is all foreign, all independent, about as non-Hollywood as you can get. And we want to be able to say, "See! You can make a great epic adventure outside of Hollywood!" As if. Here's the plot. Aging hero (Chow Yun Fat) doesn't want to be a warrior anymore. So he asks aging heroine (Michelle Yeoh) to deliver his magical sword to a friend. Sword is then stolen by thieving upstart (Zhang Ziyi) and aging hero and aging heroine come looking for it. Along the way thieving upstart is taken under the wing of aging heroine, while at the same time secretly being in league with ancient enemy. And then there's the fact that aging hero and aging heroine have been in love with each other all their lives, but unable to show it. And thieving upstart gets a romance with desert king. And everybody practices this weird form of martial arts that lets them fly, and there is a lot of fighting. Sort of. It's shot like an epic, with wide, beautiful vistas of openness. Big deal- so was The Postman. It mixes age-old fantasy with a movie storyline about the struggle between good and evil. Who cares--so did Dungeons and Dragons. It has a lot of cool battle scenes. As did Battlefield Earth. Now I'm not saying this movie inhabits the same level of evil as those films; I'm making a point. Just because a movie wants to be a sweeping epic, doesn't make it Lawrence of Arabia. So where does it fall short? Well for one thing, all the amazing floating fighting scenes just look like actors on wires. Which is exactly what it is. It looks comically silly instead of awe-inspiringly fantastic. Disney's The Lion King uses wires more convincingly. (The live musical, not the cartoon.) And while that shouldn't be a huge problem, so much of the wonder of the movie is based on these floating fights that it loses a heck of a lot of punch. The only floating fighting scene that manages to overcome this is an amazing bit in the trees, and it only manages to overcome the problem because the trees mask the wire-effect better than in other scenes. Also, it falls into the trap of thinking it's much more important than it is. Minor characters are given huge back-stories that drag on and slow the movie down. Other characters do stupid things, things that make you want to stand up and yell "Idiot! Don't do that! What are you, mental?" Frankly, if I hadn't heard anything about the movie, I would have liked it a lot more. I would have expected less. The performances from Yeoh, Yun Fat and company are quite good. There are a few overly vaudevillian moments that look corny, but when the movie gets serious, everyone is easily up to the challenge. When they fight it's pretty darned cool, until they rise into the air, legs kicking away randomly like a beetle trapped on its back. If they just stayed on the ground, the movie would be 100 times better. All told, I bequeath Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 3 1/4 Babylons. Because while it beats the pants off of Ishtar or Supernova, it fails to become the epic masterpiece it so desperately desires to become. Independent firms should stick to their period dramas and leave the blockbusters to Hollywood. Whoa! Is the SMC reinventing himself as "The Controversial SMC"? Doubt it--I'm sure in his next review he'll be happily comparing Left Behind: The Movie to Casablanca. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
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