Scene 1

EXT. TUBBYLAND - DAY

The four TELETUBBIES are frolicking around the windmill, per usual, when the MAN IN THE HOUSE floats down from the sky. Lights in the house blink on and off, and the window opens.

MAN IN THE HOUSE

Hey Tubbies! The President of the United States wants to meet you!

TINKY-WINKY

Oh boy! The President!

PO

What fun!

MAN IN THE HOUSE

So shut up and get your funky-headed weirdness in here!

LAA-LAA

Let's go!

CUT TO

Scene 2

INT. WHITE HOUSE - DAY

The TELETUBBIES are in the Oval Office with the PRESIDENT.

PRESIDENT

Thank you, Teletubbies, for visiting me here in Washington.

DIPSY

It's our pleasure Mr. President. We're just chock-full of love!

PRESIDENT

I was hoping you might say that. I know you all are from overseas, but I was wondering if you'd help me out with an truly American problem?

TINKY-WINKY

We'd love to help! Does someone need to learn about love through our stomachs?

PRESIDENT

You might say that...

PO

Then we're here to help! We just hope the kids at home can learn something.

PRESIDENT

I'm sure it'll be something they haven't seen before.

LAA-LAA

Great! What do you want us to do?

PRESIDENT

Well first I need to make you official White House Interns...

FADE OUT

Scene 3

INT. OVAL OFFICE - EVENING

The TELETUBBIES and the PRESIDENT are sitting on couches in the Oval Office, smoking cigarettes.

LAA-LAA

Wow. People really do know how to show their love here in America.

DIPSY

I'll say. I'll bet the kids back home in England got a good look at the face of American politics.

PRESIDENT

I want to thank you Tubbies. You have once again shown me the joys of foreign relations. And I finally understand what the little things on top of your heads are for.

TINKY-WINKY

Well we've never done THAT with them before.

PO

But they seemed the perfect fit.

PRESIDENT

I'll say!

Everyone laughs.

FADE OUT