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Britney Spears: Fact or Fiction?
by David Neilsen

There has been a heck of a lot said about spunky teen pop sensation Britney Spears over the past few years. Some of it true, some of false. Some of it simply wishful thinking. Everyone knows her, her songs are in your head, whether you like it or not. And now, thanks to her marketing prowess, you can't help but think about her bare midriff every time you down a Pepsi.

But how much do you really know about this Diva-in-training? We thought we'd take the time to attempt to clear up some of confusion surrounding this mega-starlet with the golden smile.

Take a look and decide for yourself, fact or fiction?

1. Britney Spears' favorite movie is Steel Magnolias.

2. Britney Spears' favorite book is Danielle Steel's "Dangerous."

3. Britney Spears' favorite TV show is Sci-Fi Channel's Farscape.

4. Britney is in talks with MGM to be the next "Bond Girl" in the upcoming James Bond movie.

5. Britney hopes to take time out from her career and go to college to study Entertainment Law at some point.

6. Britney Spears is eyeing a future career in politics.

7. Britney Spears has a dog named Baby who travels with her everywhere.

8. Britney often engages in sexual orgies of wild abandon which are being filmed for later release when her career is in need of a pick-me-up.

9. Britney Spears was turned down for The Mickey Mouse Club because she was too young.

10. Britney is in league with Satan.

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