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Britney's Fourth Album

After the stunning success of her first two albums, "Baby One More Time" and "Oops, I Did it Again," the world has been enchanted by her partially self-titled third album, "Britney." With her new album, the world's most famous virgin begins to grow up and enjoy herself stylistically while clinging to her virginal tastes. As such, new tracks such as I'm A Slave 4 U and Bombastic Love are references to dancing and a pure, sincere, non-physical love that unites us all. They're not, in any way about sex. No sir.

So, excited by this third album, she is already hard at work on her fourth album, to be released in the coming year. On it, she hopes to continue to be the upstanding role model for young girls across America by staying true to her heart, true to her prized virginity, by writing songs about dancing, Peace on Earth, and growing up.

Here are the track listings from this yet-to-be-titled album.

When I Have Sex With You
Quit Talking and Just Do Me
I Like to Have Dirty Sex
My Edible Undies
Hurry Up and Climaxxx (I Have to be Home By 10)
I'll Take My Clothes Off 4 U
Help Me Reach Orgasm
The Golden Palace of the Himalayas (That's Me)
Why Wait For Marriage?
Oh My God, Oh My God, Yes! Yes!
Put Your Hand Down My Pants
When I Have Sex With You (Wishful Thinking Extended Remix)

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