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Bad Sales, Part Three

This Pesach, Merv's New and Used Car Lot has deals you wont be able to passover! That's right, the Lord has hardened our heart against HIGH PRICES! Why is this sale different from all other sales? Here's why:

If our inventory was marked down by only 10 percent, DAYENU!

If our inventory was marked down by only 20 percent, DAYENU!

If our inventory was marked down by only 30 percent, DAYENU!

But our ENTIRE INVENTORY is marked down by as much as 40 PERCENT BELOW OUR ALREADY LOW PRICES!

So don't wait for your bread to rise, rush on down to Merv's for our annual Passover sale, because we're saying:

"LET OUR PEOPLE SAVE!"

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