This weekend, why not make your Good Friday -- a GREAT FRIDAY!
Come on down to Joe Dissa's Car Lot -- we're going to break sales
records this weekend, even if it kills our profits! That's right,
we're nailing down prices until they beg for mercy - because we're
dying to save you money!
Check out this '80 Pontiac Phoenix with only a little side damage --
it won't cost you thirty pieces of silver to own at ONLY $299!
And sweet Mary, mother of God, you won't have to give up your only
begotten son to DRIVE OFF WITH THIS CHRYSLER LE BARON AT ONLY $3499!
That's Joe Dissa's Car Lot -- and remember, hurry, because after three
days our prices are going to RISE AGAIN!