by Craig Demel

"A sitcom 'about nothing'?" asked Lore. "When you get down to it, aren't all TV shows about nothing?"

"Au contraire!" replied Craig.

Diff'rent Strokes

About the assimilation of rich white guys into black society.

America's Most Wanted

About actors who commit crimes.

Friends

About actors who commit crimes against humanity.

Gilligan's Island

About mankind's constant attempts to escape itself amidst the sea of existential despair caused by the fact that there aren't enough chicks.

The Farm Report

About the farm. Duh.

The Tonight Show

About NBC shows in need of plugging.

The X-Files

About the unexplained paranormal phenomena that are Scully's lips.

Beavis and Butt-head

About two adolescents struggling to deal with their homosexuality. Duh.

Veronica's Closet

About 22 minutes.