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"A sitcom 'about nothing'?" asked Lore. "When you get down to it, aren't all TV shows about nothing?"

"Au contraire!" replied Craig.

Diff'rent Strokes
About the assimilation of rich white guys into black society.
America's Most Wanted
About actors who commit crimes.
About actors who commit crimes against humanity.
Gilligan's Island
About mankind's constant attempts to escape itself amidst the sea of existential despair caused by the fact that there aren't enough chicks.
The Farm Report
About the farm. Duh.
The Tonight Show
About NBC shows in need of plugging.
The X-Files
About the unexplained paranormal phenomena that are Scully's lips.
Beavis and Butt-head
About two adolescents struggling to deal with their homosexuality. Duh.
Veronica's Closet
About 22 minutes.
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